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[.- JetFighter -.]

when i'm playing a shoot 'em up...

i want to have dozens of enemy ships heading for me in formation, fragged by my bullets - not only two or five of them most time just moving downwards.

the next thing: i want different weapons. primary and secondary weapons: fine. but i want to upgrade them to fire beams, homing missles, etc. (best by collecting upgrades left by the enemies.)

and finally: i want some extra lives. it's stupid to not feel free to fly some fancy maneuvers because you cannot risk losing health for that you have to beat it on the first attempt and cannot gain life back while in the middle of a mission.

[Meeblings]

very funny.

i think the people said enough about its pros and cons. but i think what it really could need is a level creator and the options to upload and share the work with the world.

[Pirate Chains]

one of the best puzzles one should find out there

the most interesting thing beyond the quite often used concept of "chaining three tiles of the same type" is that it has artifacts you have to unlock (very motivating because you want to play the next level just to see if there is a new feature to find) and "boss fights". especially the last thing shuffled the concept up so i had sometimes really the feeling of playing an adventure not only a puzzle game - and got motivated because i wanted to see what the next boss looks alike.

the only thing i didn't like was that you don't have lives so you have to play all levels again if you got stucked. very frustrating.

overall: great puzzle game with good graphics and nice datails.

[Achievement Unlocked]

masterpiece!

the best and most original concept i've seen for a while. (especially the "hero" you are playing. where have you found this elephant? creatied it by yourself or googled for it? =D) just hilarious to get 5 achievements at the same time just because you sucked at playing. i faved it.

[Lily Allen , The Fear!]

great music

the music is cool, the game is just "meh". too cheesy controls which make it uneccesary hard to complete.

[Fishing Girl]

Cute!

very short but unbelievable cute. my girl friend watched me while playing it and started giggling when i bombed all the sharks away so the little blue man could put on his swimming suit to take over to the other side. just cute. :D

[Carver]

addicting as hell

quite unbelieveable that i've almost spend 1 hour carving these blocks.

[CSS Fighter]

pretty nice

a bit easy though (it pushed me to the limit to lose a live ;P) and it could use an end boss for the final.

[Squirtman]

pretty cool!

loved the character design. it's always nice to play a dude with a jetpack and a load of different weapons to choose from. after a while it got a bit repetetive though. (maybe you should add different background musics and better sfx. the bgm would be a good thing for example to underline the fact that you are fighting a boss right now.)

but nevertheless: easy and fun time killer. all thumbs up!

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

a peta game...

i give it 0/10 and 0/5 simply because it's a peta game. you might dissagree with my opinion (it's a fine game, i have to admit and it's quite funny playing it), but i think peta games are just a pretty bad kind of simple propaganda, criminalizing nearly anything in their path to make you think that eating meat is a crime for itself. (does anyone remember the super mario bros. rip-off "super chick sisters", where mario gets beaten up, because he jumps on turtles?) being vegeterian is okay and it's okay also to fight for animal rights but not by using such kind of stupidness.