sucknorris's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

too complex

i need a walkthrough.

[3 In 1 Flash Tutorials]

sorry that is say so...

but this tutorial is quite useless. why make a tutorial about "techniques" that are so basic that you don't need a tutorial at all to figure them out? i mean it is like making a tutorial about how to breath. and not only that: the tweening-tut is wrong or at least incomplete. you forgot to mention that you have to convert your own drawings to symbols to make it work, while "shape tweening" just works with your own drawings that must not be converted. and what's with the button-tutorial? the action script code is useless because flash adds them automatically when you choose to create a button out off a drawing.

so all in all: very bad and very useless.

LucasRoberts responds:

Thank you, this was just requested by a far away friend who was just learning the basics.

[I am Not a Witch]

Thanks for sharing!

you know, we in central europe don't have such hilarious nominees for important positions. so, thanks for sharing the fun with us.

[Gunbot]

My review

The good:
-the action
-the graphics (sprites, backgrounds, ...)
-the guns
-the story (yeah, so cheesy it's good)

The bad:
-the fact that there's always enemies everywhere. It's nicer when some spots have enemies, some not, and you can't predict how many enemies the next spot will have, if any. Now you can predict it: whenever you move a bit, you'll encounter 2 or 3 new enemies, always, guaranteed.
-the leveling up and XP stops already at max while only half in level series 2?
-so many facebook related achievements

[Myth Wars]

bad coding

why the hell are my archers every time moving right into the enemy lines? oh, and yes: i put them on "defend", doesn't help! and why the hell does the enemy - every time just before he is almost out of money and units - start a sudden counter attack and wins? this doesn't make sense and looks like some kind of bad coding to me.

[Wind Rider : Grand Prix]

literally "lame"

wow, a racing game without any speed feeling. it's literally "lame"

[Pixel Prophet]

lazy coding

if you get a medal just because you could pass an obstacle that was difficult due to the bad jumping, something is wrong. i didn't like it all. yeah the graphics were somehow nice but overall too frustrating.

[Zombies strike]

mushed up coding

full of bugs and overall stupid. and why the hell do you play a dick in uniform, fighting against green, blue and pink dicks?

[Effing Worms]

best gaming experience in a while

the endless game is awesome. i had nothing to do this evening, so i played for about 3 hours (oh god, i have no life...) until the screen was just one green mess. the mouth of my worm was actually so big that it was impossible for me to move and NOT to swallow anything. thanks for sharing this experience.