sucknorris's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[McDonald's videogame]

come to the dark side!!!

this game is so funny, cause it's impossible to manage the corporation without corrupting the public services (the public office f.e. is only for corruption) and lie to the customers. in the end, i sold flavored beef of sick, hormone fed up cows, while i explained that mc d's food is good for your health, the third world and makes your kids happy - and the plebs believed me!!!

10/10 and 5/5!!!

[FireFlies]

same as the guy beneath me.

this game lives from its physics, which behave very strange and unpredictible. either you correct the physics or you allow one or more extra shots per level.

[3d logic]

Wow!

This game is really a great one. Its concept is simple but genious (and also tricky). The idea of putting it into the third dimension, gives it its special touch.

ALL MY 5 BELONG TO THIS! MALADIEZ!!!! ^^

[DRY_FIRE]

hmmmmmmm......

very repetitive, but hey: is there anything better in the world than shooting little men and watch them blowing up in a shower of gore and blood???? >:)

[Battlefield]

Not bad, but...

the game is not bad, but the problem is that you cannot take the units, you bought in the current level, to the next level. i think you should add something, which returns 25-50% of the funds, you invested in still living units, to you.

[Grammar Ninja]

nice education game!

oh man, i didn't know before that adverbs are in english not the same as in german. ..

for example: ENGLISH: police (adverb) officer (noun) - GERMAN: Polizeiwachtmeister (only a noun).

now i know, why i always got the most worse spelling grades in class. ^^

[Dark Cut]

WOW!

that was very entertaining and even thrilling.
good work and make more of it. i am completely addicted!!!

[Star Trek: Borg (demo)]

needs updates!!!

the first time i tried to play, i pressed engage an just got a black screen.

the second time, i tried to destroy the hive (as told), but instead shot the borg-cube - and lost. that's annoying! you should tell the player before, that the captain is on board. then i tried again and won, but it was very hard, because of the controls: i actually targeted the hive, but instead scored a hit at the cube.

you need to update the briefing and the controls. in the given shape this game is pretty lame. keep it up!

[Block Defender v1.2]

nice

the idea of crossing tetris with space invaders is quite funny. but in the end, this game is nothing more than hitting spacebar, while moving from the one to the other side of the screen. it could need some more upgrades and some kinds of different "enemies" (the different blocks of the orinial tetris for example, which are rotating and change their way to the lower screen. the different blocks you put in behaved to similar).

keep it up! the idea is brilliant and with a bit work it could be hilarious. ^^

Ectoplasma responds:

Tetris blocks!! Genius. I'm definitely going to add that to version 1.3. I'm also going to add more variations to the blocks (stone blocks, blocks that multiply etc...)