sucknorris's game Reviews on Newgrounds

["crucify-me! Jesus"]

poor jesus...

i think this game is nice. not very original but a great parody to those, who try to interpret the bible literally and use it, to spread homophobia and hate.

ALL THUMBS UP!!!

[StarCraft FA 5 SE2008]

DISCHARGE!!!!1!

wow! the design of the units is quite original (i.e. the charging beam of the spore colony) and it's quite satisfying, when you get the discharge ability (must erase terrans, must erase terrans...).

GREAT GAME!!!

p.s.: i played this game on a pretty old machine and was amazed that a game may be still fun, although you just reach 5 fps. ;))

[Age of Japan 2]

.....

the graphics of part 1 were definitely better. and because a round takes less than a minute (~45 secs.), the advertising gets realley annoying.

[Mr Flacit's Word Search]

well...

so here are my scores:
1 - 25
2 - 37
3 - 46
4 - 48
5 - 47
6 - 90
7 - 64
8 - 62
9 - 14
10 - 30
TOTAL: 463

i think this score isn't bad - but the way, how i got it, was very mysterious to me. i built words i didn*t know before. (i.e. "mox", "tox" and so on, and what the holy F is a "mosh"?) another thing that confused me, was the fact, that some names (i.e "tom", "ben",...) are allowed, while others are questioned that "it is not shure, that these are even words." (i.e. "jim")

this needs much more improvement. if there should be an update, here another hint for improvement: PLEASE KICK THIS ANNOYING OLD HOBO!!!

[Corpses of the III Reich]

nope

i don't like the game. their's no thrilling in it, no real action - just a heroin wearing underwear fighting nightmares under the hakenkreuz and torturing the wolfenstein theme. sorry.

[Age Of Japan]

great great geat game²

i'm sorry, does the demo just include 8 levels? pretty small numer, if u ask me.

but great game though.

[Turtle Odyssey Online]

i've found a bug

i stucked in lvl 5, because my character spawned inside a wall, couldn't move and drowned.

the game: the graphics are very cute and i like the idea of two different lifebars you have to take care of. but in the end it is to easy and repetetive.

[The Rise of Atlantis]

great game, but there are bugs...

i've found a bug: at the beginning of a level the game told me that i'm out of time, although i hadn't done anything.

Nevertheless: GREAT GAME! i love the "starshot" feature.

[Dad 'n Me]

AMOK means LOVE

YEAH! i wrecked the whole kindergarden!
walking the thin line of sanity is so sweeeeeeeeet <3

Good game, fantastic graphics, not too hard but tricky and nice eastereggs. (i think i've just finished the whole ng crew...) LOVED IT!

[VoidGunner]

nice

this game is pretty easy to win, when you play it on an old computer: all you have to do, is to take the quadlaser and press the fire button as fast as you can. the performance will crash and you'll have enough time to take the enemies down. ;)

but also without it, this game is pretty easy to beat. 7/10.

Psionic3D responds:

Turn the "quality setting" on the main menu to low for the proper experience ;)