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[Oiligarchy]

sad but true...

great game, although i found a bug which made me unable to finance/corrupt the republicans during election - or was it an act of justification? don't know.

by the way:

i think i know what you did on november 4th. ... ;P

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

outstanding

the best thing is that it is a highly complex game that you can play by just using your mouse. so you get quite well entertained while you can sink back in your chair and enjoy the show.

as i said: simply outstanding.

[Z-Rox]

we don't need no three dimensions...

wow, great game in every way: 10/10, 5/5!

(although i could swear, that number 96 is actually a "dick". ;D)

[Mercenaries 2]

Hmmmm....

reminds of the Indestructo Tank/Chopper series....

[Dress Up Your Flash]

NICE

Nice idea. Something different to the other dress-up-games.

GroggyLobster responds:

nice that you enjoyed it!

[NG Level Icon Maker]

LOL!

I created an emo-icon. (watch my avatar...) ;P

[The New World]

quite good

nuff said. :))

[Post War]

Nice... but the sounds...

It's niceand you can see that the creator was thinking while he programmed it. The graphics are not the best, but they are stylish. The gameplay is also nice although it could be a bit faster.

But the sound: Yes, I see it's a desert theme, but it gets quite boring and annoying after a while, because it makes you feel, that there is nothing special happening. Improve this! Also add some cries or something, when you or an enemy gets hit or falls to the ground. The same is true for the weapon sounds.

I think with an improvement of the sounds, the whole game should find more friends. KEEP IT UP! :D

[Bop It preview]

What the Hell?

Okay, it's only a demo, but what the heck is it supposed to show us? No interaction, no gameplay, no explaination... Please add something like a tutorial for that we know what it is supposed to be when it's done. Thanks!

Enlightener57 responds:

You serious? You don't know how to play Bopit XD

[Escape the Den]

EscTD tells more than the Silence of the Lambs!!!

okay, the points worth critizising where mentioned, so let me say something to calm the temper down.

THIS GAME IS NOT ILLOGICAL.

The person who shut you in the den, obviously uses Windows Vista and has two desks. It's nice to see, how the kidnapper added some technical features to the second one. That says something. On the one hand he's ruled by the Microsoft regime and so frustrated by this slavery ("The programme you just wanted to start, is broken - DICKHEAD!!") that he installed the socond one to feel king.
And now - because this satisfaction couldn't last for long - he takes revenge. He kidnapped some random person to feel exactly the same pain as he feels everytime, when he faces Vista. "You want to feel free? Forget it! Try to open the door, as I tried to open Call of Duty 4 yesterday! Mwahahahaha!!!"

So, if you face the facts, the whole game presents you a deep view inside the psychology of any Microsoft user of the current days. And just for that, it's worth playing.

Thank you Kyjast... =D

Kyjast responds:

Wow! I can't believe you got it! XD