sucknorris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SF II: The Satire Edition]

meh...

jokes are not funny at all (they are more embarassing than anything else). at least the sprites were alright. in opposite to the sound. the voices sounded quite hollow. and yeah, talking about voices: you featured the ugly, enerving voice of rhina-chan! THIS SUCKS!

VicHD responds:

Rina-chan barely makes a cameo in this and you STILL bitch about it!?
whatever...-_-

[L4D Schadenfreude]

Yup

one word to my german fellows: the song is performed by avenue q, who is known to play with stereo types ("if you were gay" is performed by them either). it's not meant to be offending, it's meant to be satirical and therfor funny. (and it really is!)

so the song is hilarious while your movie is not, because - as you said - you didn't put to much effort in it. a bit colouring would have worked wonders for it would allow you to identify the characters. (joey wears a red shirt, and so on) the other thing is, that you missed some puns. in the scene where they don't wait at the elevator for zoey for example, you could have put francis, bill and louis in it and made scenery look like the mercy hospital. that would have been a real reference.
and by the way: what's up with your spelling of the german word? in every scene it changes. it's: Schadenfreude! (even the song tells how you spell it!) so all in all, quite nice, but nothing special.

Octa8t8 responds:

Erm... Why don't you make your own Flash instead of bagging on mine? Sheesh. Twas a simple practice project.

[Peter And The Wolf 2]

aw, peter and the wolf. the good old times.

i've listened to it when i was about six years old (although in those days the grandfather didn't touch the cat's rear...). just fantastic how you mixed it up. by the way: could you upload the credit theme to the audio portal?

thanks and keep it up. :D

Eyelids-pie responds:

Haw gee! :D Thanks! Hahaha.

I was planning on uploading the credit tune but procrastination is a powerful force.
But your kind comment has inspired me to get to uploading, toot-sweet!

[An Easter Massacre 3]

it time to find someones eggs and crush 'em

wow, pretty cool! i like movies that make fun of themselves ("lucky for you that there wasn't enough time to animate the scene or i would have kicked your ass!") i also liked your style of animation. reminded me of madness and that can't be wrong.

all thumbs up!

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

:D.

[HOSUE [sic]]

Man, it was about time...

I almost thought it would never happen that someone starts a "house party" on newgrounds. Just too funny to be true. I love you (but don't want to have your babies... :3)

TmsT responds:

You should make some House animations too! It might catch on... Then we might get a House section on the site... Wait, no, that would be too fan[boy/girl]ish. XD Heheh

[OMG! SMB Mishaps! 2]

yeah...

your animation is about everything but it wasn't funny. i think the mario jokes are overdone. you should create some new bloopy situations beyond the stereotype "flag pole" and "resuing peach" stuff...

Golden-Fox responds:

Gee, I wonder how many times I got that before.

[Flash drawing: Flower]

Nice, but nothing special.

It's over 6 MB (Why?), so you should really add a preloader, that the viewer may see if it really loads or his/her computer got stucked. THX.

Cetacean007 responds:

I already added a preloader.

[i dont want to have sex]

THIS HAS TO BE FRONTPAGE

That's brilliant. I added you to my favourit artists. Now feel thankfull and give me a nice response. =D

iar responds:

lol , i feel thank full, :) im glad u enjoyed it.

[lol: Dance]

no, i didn't hate it. ;)

The animation was quite good, but you should work on the ending - it wasn't that funny (a bit abrupt). keep up the good work! :)

claymater responds:

Yeah I know... its kinda a weird one but thanks for the comment and I will keep it up :D

[RepublicaSocialistaMundia]

PROLETARIER ALLER LÄNDER VEREINIGT EUCH!

oh man! that's the reason, why i love it, to speak and understand the german language!

hey, you should send it to the chinese government: they just declared, that flash movies don't work for the worker's class and banned some sites. this movie should change their mind!

LANG LEBE DIE SOZIALISTISCHE REVOLUTION!!! ;)

Kenzu responds:

Ich bin froh, dass es dir gefaellt Genosse! Das war nur ein Film, ich will nur hoffen, dass der Sozialismus demokratisch und friedlich kommen wird. Es gab genug Blutvergiesen!

PS: I have contacted the Chinese ministry of information (their propaganda ministry which safeguards amongst other the internet), and asked them kindly where who I can contact to request unblocking an internet site, which has been probably blocked by accident. They have not replied. I hope I will be more successful unblocking newgrounds once I will be in China and visit their office.