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[Dress-up Kaydo]

2.6 mb for what?

yeah, as said before: nothing cool except for the eyebrows. simply gets boring after the first five seconds. meh.

sonidd1 responds:

2.6 MB for the music and the hard work.

[Andagel]

missed chance

the bachgrounds were kind of glitchy, the enemies moved random, so the fights were boring or annoying and the whole thing just felt wrong while playing. the only "good" thing was that it is a real 3d game - but without any innovating aspects beyond it, it's just "nothing too new or interesting". >:(

popopt responds:

Well, this time the gameplay did suffer since i was trying to innovate with graphics at the same time. Now with the 3d under my belt ill focus more on the details you mentioned in ANdagel 2. Sandy 3D has a ton of cool features i didnt explore and ill be looking into them more.

[Dress Up Your Flash]

NICE

Nice idea. Something different to the other dress-up-games.

GroggyLobster responds:

nice that you enjoyed it!

[Bop It preview]

What the Hell?

Okay, it's only a demo, but what the heck is it supposed to show us? No interaction, no gameplay, no explaination... Please add something like a tutorial for that we know what it is supposed to be when it's done. Thanks!

Enlightener57 responds:

You serious? You don't know how to play Bopit XD

[Escape the Den]

EscTD tells more than the Silence of the Lambs!!!

okay, the points worth critizising where mentioned, so let me say something to calm the temper down.

THIS GAME IS NOT ILLOGICAL.

The person who shut you in the den, obviously uses Windows Vista and has two desks. It's nice to see, how the kidnapper added some technical features to the second one. That says something. On the one hand he's ruled by the Microsoft regime and so frustrated by this slavery ("The programme you just wanted to start, is broken - DICKHEAD!!") that he installed the socond one to feel king.
And now - because this satisfaction couldn't last for long - he takes revenge. He kidnapped some random person to feel exactly the same pain as he feels everytime, when he faces Vista. "You want to feel free? Forget it! Try to open the door, as I tried to open Call of Duty 4 yesterday! Mwahahahaha!!!"

So, if you face the facts, the whole game presents you a deep view inside the psychology of any Microsoft user of the current days. And just for that, it's worth playing.

Thank you Kyjast... =D

Kyjast responds:

Wow! I can't believe you got it! XD

[Lone Defender]

Infotaiment

Nice idea to link the original headliners of the current day. What I disliked was the fact, that you don't gain lifes back, while it is quite hard to hit the bigger targets. You should add a visual help to find their weak points or make their whole structure hit-able. (is that even a word??? =D)

Another idea of improvement would be to add the feature, that you may spend your points to get interceptors (Yeah, real Dog Fights!!!), additional anti-aircraft units runned by the AI or a Bullet Time.

Another way to improve it would be to add different weather conditions. (Britain is well known for its rainy day, you know? ;D)

THX.

casinojack responds:

Living in Britain, I know all too well ;)
I've got quite a few ideas for a sequel, but you've given me a few additional ones - thanks!

[GuardBall]

One Player Pong

i don't think, i have to lose a word about the graphics. in a puzzle or reaction game they don't need to be perfect, to force the player's attention. but the gameplay has some problems: because of the ball's (the smiley face's) size it is unnecessary hard to hold it inside the field. you should reduce it and change the music too: no one likes to put effort in playing a game, when you have to listen to such a track the whole time.

KEEP IT UP! :)

Kuzmin responds:

You can pause the music, then people can listen to their own music..

And what is wrong with the ball size? It's harder to keep it in bounds if you make it smaller.. not the other way around.

[VoidGunner]

nice

this game is pretty easy to win, when you play it on an old computer: all you have to do, is to take the quadlaser and press the fire button as fast as you can. the performance will crash and you'll have enough time to take the enemies down. ;)

but also without it, this game is pretty easy to beat. 7/10.

Psionic3D responds:

Turn the "quality setting" on the main menu to low for the proper experience ;)

[Block Defender v1.2]

nice

the idea of crossing tetris with space invaders is quite funny. but in the end, this game is nothing more than hitting spacebar, while moving from the one to the other side of the screen. it could need some more upgrades and some kinds of different "enemies" (the different blocks of the orinial tetris for example, which are rotating and change their way to the lower screen. the different blocks you put in behaved to similar).

keep it up! the idea is brilliant and with a bit work it could be hilarious. ^^

Ectoplasma responds:

Tetris blocks!! Genius. I'm definitely going to add that to version 1.3. I'm also going to add more variations to the blocks (stone blocks, blocks that multiply etc...)