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EscTD tells more than the Silence of the Lambs!!!

okay, the points worth critizising where mentioned, so let me say something to calm the temper down.

THIS GAME IS NOT ILLOGICAL.

The person who shut you in the den, obviously uses Windows Vista and has two desks. It's nice to see, how the kidnapper added some technical features to the second one. That says something. On the one hand he's ruled by the Microsoft regime and so frustrated by this slavery ("The programme you just wanted to start, is broken - DICKHEAD!!") that he installed the socond one to feel king.
And now - because this satisfaction couldn't last for long - he takes revenge. He kidnapped some random person to feel exactly the same pain as he feels everytime, when he faces Vista. "You want to feel free? Forget it! Try to open the door, as I tried to open Call of Duty 4 yesterday! Mwahahahaha!!!"

So, if you face the facts, the whole game presents you a deep view inside the psychology of any Microsoft user of the current days. And just for that, it's worth playing.

Thank you Kyjast... =D

Kyjast responds:

Wow! I can't believe you got it! XD

Infotaiment

Nice idea to link the original headliners of the current day. What I disliked was the fact, that you don't gain lifes back, while it is quite hard to hit the bigger targets. You should add a visual help to find their weak points or make their whole structure hit-able. (is that even a word??? =D)

Another idea of improvement would be to add the feature, that you may spend your points to get interceptors (Yeah, real Dog Fights!!!), additional anti-aircraft units runned by the AI or a Bullet Time.

Another way to improve it would be to add different weather conditions. (Britain is well known for its rainy day, you know? ;D)

THX.

casinojack responds:

Living in Britain, I know all too well ;)
I've got quite a few ideas for a sequel, but you've given me a few additional ones - thanks!

ARGH!!!

It seems I'm a lousy sun. All my planets crashed or got out of bonds. I couldn't even pass the tutorial. (By getting out of "skips") But hey: I'm the frickin' sun, the king of the system, so why do I have to care about some lousy planets!!!

But nevertheless: Great game, challanging gameplay and nice idea. Liked it.

Clue for improvement: Make a Completely-N00b-Mode, so I can beat it. THX! ;P

so funny...

even my girl-friend likes it! ;P

pandemic pandora! SWEEEEEEEEEET!! <3

hey-ho, great game!! but there is some room for improvement. for example the last 20 men of greenland spent their time burning dead bodies, handing out bottled water and masks, killed rats and flys and so on to prevent further infection. what?! hey, i mean they werejust a few men remaining and they were also suffering heavy kidney failure, blindness and necrosis!
you should link the number of population with the govermantal affairs. if a certain percentage of people is dead or infected by great impedement (because of blindness, dementia, etc.) the counter measures should break down.

but nevertheless: it's always a great feeling to wipe out a country. NICE!! :D

THIS GAME PROVED IT ONCE MORE...

I'M A RETARD! no, seriously, the task is quite simple but hard to beat. Congrats! =D

WOHHH

wohooo, im the perim protector. this game sucks, because the towers other than the "balls" are completely useless. but nevertheless i gave it a 5/5, becaUSE I SUCK TOOO: :)

One Player Pong

i don't think, i have to lose a word about the graphics. in a puzzle or reaction game they don't need to be perfect, to force the player's attention. but the gameplay has some problems: because of the ball's (the smiley face's) size it is unnecessary hard to hold it inside the field. you should reduce it and change the music too: no one likes to put effort in playing a game, when you have to listen to such a track the whole time.

KEEP IT UP! :)

Kuzmin responds:

You can pause the music, then people can listen to their own music..

And what is wrong with the ball size? It's harder to keep it in bounds if you make it smaller.. not the other way around.

mein hünd ist größ...

oh man, i think something terrible happend to hitler's brain, when they melted the ice, he was trapped in: did you read the german sentences? oh my gosh! they don't make sense! ;)

original!

great concept, but very hard to beat!

My butt hurts and it's your fault!

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